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leftcoaststeelerfan
09-02-2008, 11:15 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/nfl/news?slug=be-noise_082608

...The name of this year's ultimate fantasy fetish: Rashard Mendenhall.

The first-round pick out of Illinois is Pittsburgh's Undertaker. Not to be confused with the heavily tatted, Tombstone-driving WWE star with the same nickname, Mendenhall's moniker stems from his ability to inflict devastating punishment on opposing tacklers. Try taking him down at full-speed and you'll likely wind up six feet under. Just ask Eagles' strong safety Quintin Mikell.

Described by many NFL scouts as the league's most complete rookie back, Mendenhall has struggled transitioning from the college to pro game. Occasionally, he's run with noticeable conviction and speed (e.g. in Minnesota). Other times, he's appeared timid and unassertive (e.g. against Buffalo). But, despite two lost fumbles and a decent 4.3 YPC in three exhibition games, Steelers offensive coordinator Bruce Arians isn't concerned about the youngster's inauspicious start, noting to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Aug. 20:

"I have no problems using him in any phase right now, whether it's first-and-10, short-yardage, goal-line or third-down. But we're still two weeks away. He'll find his actual role."

Given Mendenhall's violent running style, quick feet and tremendous cutback ability, he seems like a slam dunk to reprise the Jerome Bettis role. A tenacious inside runner, he will almost certainly supplant incumbent Willie Parker in goal-line sets. Once he stops overanalyzing mistakes and learns to run more instinctively, the YAC beast within will be unshackled. That is, if his arms survive the constant barrage of swiping hands from his teammates this week.

Sure, unless a significant injury fells Parker, the 21-year-old likely won't be a fantasy monolith this season, especially with Pittsburgh's questionable O-line. But the Steelers' rededication to smash-mouth football will turn him into a dependable RB3 in 12-team leagues. Anticipate common weekly tallies around 12 carries, 50 yards and 1 TD. That output isn't spectacular, but regular 8-12 fantasy point bursts would deem him 'consistent' in deeper formats.

Yes, the Noise's arm still aches from reaching for Mendenhall in our recent Yahoo! Friends and Family draft (Round 5, Pick 58), but, as many of you know, man-passions are insanely difficult to squelch. The thought of someone else owning him would have been unbearable.

Other than Mendenhall and excluding noteworthy superstars and previous infatuations, here are the remaining members of the 2008 Big Noise Man-Crush team:

I like it......

Callipygiad
09-02-2008, 11:36 AM
So Arians has no problems using him, but Tomlin does? Shows how completely out to lunch BA is.

STEELERDYNASTY
09-02-2008, 11:42 AM
lol, Well if he dont stop F*CKING FUMBLING the ball he's gonna need an undertaker!




Rashard Holdontothedamnball!

Irv24
09-02-2008, 01:15 PM
Bruce Arians never worries about anything.
The guy has nerves of steel.

Doc
09-02-2008, 01:21 PM
hmm..the under.....whoops sorry. Dropped my coffee mug.

JEFFRO
09-02-2008, 01:22 PM
Bruce Arians never worries about anything.
The guy has nerves of steel.

Unfortunately they are wired to gray matter of spaghetti.

Hines57
09-02-2008, 01:22 PM
Mendenhall has the same thing Holmes did when he was dropping punts 3 years back

DaSwitz
09-02-2008, 03:28 PM
So Arians has no problems using him, but Tomlin does? Shows how completely out to lunch BA is.

This was written before the last preseason game against the Panthers and before Tomlin made his comment (which was after the 3rd fumble against the Panthers.)

markymarc
09-02-2008, 08:28 PM
Bruce Arians never worries about anything.
The guy has nerves of steel.

On some plays I really wonder if those nerves of steel turn into aluminum foil.

SteelAddiction
09-02-2008, 08:34 PM
Bruce Arians never worries about anything.
The guy has SHIT FOR BRAINS.

Fixed it for you!!

Pilz
09-02-2008, 09:02 PM
He's on "Hey Rookie - Welcome to the NFL" Right now on ESPN2.

Ski_Alta
09-02-2008, 09:12 PM
He's on "Hey Rookie - Welcome to the NFL" Right now on ESPN2.

with the 22nd pick the Dallas Cowboys select FELIX JONES. oh shit, uh oh, if you douchebags would shut up... i'm gong next!