Josh Brown. Keeping the mangina warm and toasty.

[Superman]

http://blogs.king5.com/citizenrain/2008/01/hawks_kicker_to_wear_heated_pa.html

Hawks kicker to wear heated pants in Green Bay

Seahawks kicker Josh Brown says (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs07/news/story?id=3187946) he'll be wearing battery-powered, heated warm-up pants when he's in Green Bay on Saturday. The weather outside is expected to dip to 17 degrees, but Brown says he's legs will stay a toasty 75 degrees. Take THAT, Packer fans. (We found the link via the Seahawks Insider Blog (http://blogs.thenewstribune.com/seahawks/).)

[Idioteque]

The hands-down, no-competition, pussiest team in the NFL.

The stench emanates down from their coach, a less-successful NFL version of George Karl, to their players.

Heated pants. Fk me.

[Tres Rios]

I believe they will also be wearing their throwback uniforms. Pink with frills and a nice matching maxi-pad belt.

[Hines57]

Isn't Seattle a cold place to play too? Bunch of pussies

[thatrain]

Can he actually wear battery operated equipment during the game, or only during warm ups?

That seems like a pretty big advantage.

[1st & 10]

It's a cover up to hide a battery operated robatic leg.

[Todd]

Would be hilarious if he catches on fire during the game.

[Tres Rios]

The Packers ground crew should plant those Cool Zone machines aimed at the Seattle side line.

[Schadenfreude]

Isn't Seattle a cold place to play too? Bunch of pussies

Ironically enough, it's not as cold as Green Bay. It just rains more, but they don't get the amount of snow that Green Bay does. In fact, Pittsburgh's probably colder in the winter than Seattle is.

[TX Steel]

Thank you, Josh, for eliminating the stereotype that kickers are not real athletes.

I feel like my FF championship is almost tainted now...almost.

[FistfullofRings]

Contrast that with the guys who used to kick barefoot regardless of the weather conditions.

Whatever happened to that phenomenon, anyway?

[Coryea]

I think the Packers are the ones that first used the heated benches, and I know they invented those things that stick up from the benches that you set your helmet on to heat them up. Does that make them pussies too?

[Superman]

heated panties are a different monster, Korea

[CoolieMan]

leave it to the soccer fan to not see the difference

[Coryea]

heated panties are a different monster, Korea
Ok, was just checking.
leave it to the soccer fan to not see the difference

I don't want to hear it, I've played in a few games where it was snowing and 30 degrees and I was in shorts and a short sleeve shirt, no heated benches, or giant ass coats to hide in.

[Iron Maiden]

I think its a cover up. I want to know what that battery operated device is really for.

[tdub88]

Ironically enough, it's not as cold as Green Bay. It just rains more, but they don't get the amount of snow that Green Bay does. In fact, Pittsburgh's probably colder in the winter than Seattle is.

Where is the irony? Seattle is practically on the Pacific Ocean(Puget Sound), Green Bay is on Lake Michigan for God's sake. If it snows an inch in Seattle the city practically shuts down. It rarely gets below freezing, you know the Pacific Ocean and all.


The kicker is a freaking pussy, he probably got the idea when playing with his battery powered butt-ram. If the batteries run out it will give Holmgren something to cry about though.

[Tres Rios]

LOL Pittsburgh's "probably colder". Coldest those latte drinking crybabies up there get is mid 40's. Maybe just under 40 on a bad day.

[Tres Rios]

I don't want to hear it, I've played in a few games where it was snowing and 30 degrees and I was in shorts and a short sleeve shirt, no heated benches, or giant ass coats to hide in.

That was just so you could check eachothers nipples out.

[Schadenfreude]

Where is the irony? Seattle is practically on the Pacific Ocean(Puget Sound), Green Bay is on Lake Michigan for God's sake. If it snows an inch in Seattle the city practically shuts down. It rarely gets below freezing, you know the Pacific Ocean and all.


The kicker is a freaking pussy, he probably got the idea when playing with his battery powered butt-ram. If the batteries run out it will give Holmgren something to cry about though.

The irony is people automatically assume that because it's further North, that it's colder. In Seattle, that isn't the case.

[tdub88]

The irony is people automatically assume that because it's further North, that it's colder. In Seattle, that isn't the case.

(Ironic)Rhymes with moronic, that is not irony. Those people have never taken a geography class. Sacramento is way north of Tallahassee but it still doesn't snow there, it averages about 45 in the winter. And talk about irony, you can snow ski in Hawaii! Who would have EVER thought?


Seahawks kicker is still a fag. I too hope his pants catch on fire.

[SteelerScott]

Guess I'm the only one who thinks this a great idea for guy who's only job is to kick the ball real far.