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Thread: Top Five Reasons It's Hard Being a Fan of the Cleveland Browns

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    Top Five Reasons It's Hard Being a Fan of the Cleveland Browns


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    Sorry, I don't see it.
    One of my top reasons would be that the Browns never won a Super Bowl until the year after they moved out of town.
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    #6 - Their new owner gets busted by the Feds FOUR DAYS after he sells his share of the Steelers.

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    #7 They share their name with the color of poop.
    Last edited by Tyrone; 05-05-2013 at 01:56 AM.

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    #8 Cleveland is the most removed from a Super Bowl.

    The Clowns are 1 of 4 teams to have never played in a Super Bowl.....but at least Detroit, Jacksonville, and Houston have hosted one...that leaves poor Cleveland all alone....those dog masked freaks can't even sniff a Super Bowl... pun intended.

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    #9 - Telling your parents you're gay

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    #10- Always waiting till after the season is over, to think, you might have a shot, this up coming season.


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    Last edited by Drink IRON City; 05-09-2013 at 02:05 AM.

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    #11 - Knowing in the back of your mind that anyone you draft in the 1st round automatically will underperform and probably be considered a bust in 5 years or less

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    #12 - Knowing that anyone you draft is also going to be infested with Staph infections and battling cellulitis and abcesses.

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    #13 - Kellen Winslow over Ben Roethlisberger

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    #14- When asked why their helmets are orange when the team is the browns, their all ready retarded fans give the "confused clevelander" dumbfounded look.

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    I don't get the hard to be fan part, you mean they have fans?

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    #15. As a season ticket holder you know that you will never get first dibs on playoff tickets

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